The i Monster Tee
No mass-produced fast merch. Just good gear.
i Monster. Sheffield's Daydream, Pressed Into Halftone.
Dean Honer and Jarrod Gosling spent the late 90s in a Sheffield bedroom turning a 1969 Wallace Collection ballad called "Daydream" into something half-lullaby, half-nightmare. They called the project i Monster. The song should not have worked - a 32-year-old French pop sample, a children's-choir vocal, lyrics about a girl who may not exist - but in 2001 "Daydream In Blue" climbed the UK chart, soundtracked every late-night chill-out comp of the early 2000s, and ended up the most-played thing on student radio for the rest of the decade. i Monster proved a Sheffield bedroom and a borrowed bar of vinyl could conjure a creature the majors couldn't manufacture. This print is the monster the song built: halftone face, one wide eye, K|D as the pupil, mouth full of teeth, printed with the deliberate CMYK misregistration of a Cabinet flyer pinned to a Devonshire Street wall.
DTG Print Quality
Printed direct-to-garment with full halftone fidelity. Every dot holds where the artwork wants it and bleeds where the offset wants it - that cyan-magenta edge is intentional, the look of a screen pulled twice on purpose. The creature sits chest-centre on a clean white body so the halftone reads like a record-sleeve detail blown up to wearable scale.
Built for the Long Road
No drop-ship blanks. Heavyweight 240gsm ringspun cotton with a relaxed shoulder and a classic crew neck. Designed to wear in across years, not seasons. The kind of tee you reach for when the day calls for something that means it.
The Specs:
- Cotton: Heavyweight 240gsm ringspun cotton, soft hand, breathable.
- DTG Print: Direct-to-garment full-colour halftone, ink-rich and built to last.
- Sizes: XS through 3XL, runs true to size.
- Made for the heads: Independent music, independent fit, no algorithm.
Note: Each piece is printed on demand to keep waste low and quality high. Expect dispatch in approximately one week. Tracking goes to you the moment it ships.
Size Guide+
Measurements in inches. Standard unisex sizing - if between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Body Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 27 | 32 |
| S | 35-37 | 28 | 33 |
| M | 38-40 | 29 | 34 |
| L | 41-43 | 30 | 35 |
| XL | 44-46 | 31 | 36 |
| 2XL | 47-49 | 32 | 37 |
| 3XL | 50-52 | 33 | 38 |
