1 / 3The i Monster Tee
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i Monster. Sheffield's Daydream, Pressed Into Halftone.
Dean Honer and Jarrod Gosling spent the late 90s in a Sheffield bedroom turning a 1969 Wallace Collection ballad called "Daydream" into something half-lullaby, half-nightmare. They called the project i Monster. The song should not have worked - a 32-year-old French pop sample, a children's-choir vocal, lyrics about a girl who may not exist - but in 2001 "Daydream In Blue" climbed the UK chart, soundtracked every late-night chill-out comp of the early 2000s, and ended up the most-played thing on student radio for the rest of the decade. i Monster proved a Sheffield bedroom and a borrowed bar of vinyl could conjure a creature the majors couldn't manufacture. This print is the monster the song built: halftone face, one wide eye, K|D as the pupil, mouth full of teeth, printed with the deliberate CMYK misregistration of a Cabinet flyer pinned to a Devonshire Street wall.
DTG Print Quality
Printed direct-to-garment with full halftone fidelity. Every dot holds where the artwork wants it and bleeds where the offset wants it - that cyan-magenta edge is intentional, the look of a screen pulled twice on purpose. The creature sits chest-centre on a clean white body so the halftone reads like a record-sleeve detail blown up to wearable scale.
Built for the Long Road
No drop-ship blanks. Heavyweight 240gsm ringspun cotton with a relaxed shoulder and a classic crew neck. Designed to wear in across years, not seasons. The kind of tee you reach for when the day calls for something that means it.
The Specs:
- Cotton: Heavyweight 240gsm ringspun cotton, soft hand, breathable.
- DTG Print: Direct-to-garment full-colour halftone, ink-rich and built to last.
- Sizes: XS through 3XL, runs true to size.
- Made for the heads: Independent music, independent fit, no algorithm.
Note: Each piece is printed on demand to keep waste low and quality high. Expect dispatch in approximately one week. Tracking goes to you the moment it ships.
Size guide
Measurements in inches. Standard unisex sizing - if between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 27 | 32 |
| S | 35-37 | 28 | 33 |
| M | 38-40 | 29 | 34 |
| L | 41-43 | 30 | 35 |
| XL | 44-46 | 31 | 36 |
| 2XL | 47-49 | 32 | 37 |
| 3XL | 50-52 | 33 | 38 |


